December 2011
there’s a krist fanfiction in the tags
omg
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businessdrunk replied to your post: businessdrunk replied to your post: my dad told me…
OMG. yes!! how did you know? and yes. it is very 90’s sitcom. as far as those go, it is one of the better ones.
hahahahaha that is so you. I am laughing.
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businessdrunk replied to your post: my dad told me to leave my laptop up so he can use…
uh sorry. just shoot me was a pretty enjoyable show though from what i can remember. MEMORIES!
It is pretty alright! It’s not the ~funniest thing ever~ but I am strangely drawn to David Spade.
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amanda needs 2 delete her paget porn history
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my dad told me to leave my laptop up so he can use it.
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there are peaches on the bag and peaches in the bag.
mystical.
okay he’s not bad now either
sarahshiney replied to your post: david spade used to be sooo0o0o0o attractive….
Watching Tommy Boy? Because yes
It was on like two hours ago. ahhhhhh! I’m watching old SNL clips on youtube now.
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david spade used to be sooo0o0o0o attractive. jesus.
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lauralolab asked: 18, 34, 42
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dishes in my kitchen keep making noise by themselves why
whiteviolets asked: 28, 40
Anonymous asked: 8 17 28 (it's anna)
veeharmons-oldblog asked: 23, 38, 40
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I do not know what to say when men I have met like 3 times IM me on facebook. ARGH
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
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Watchmightyfinelife:
once upon a time, i had some beverages and talked about animorphs. snippets from my summary of #8. clearly i could not remember the plot for the life of me.
i can’t believe i used the word “metatextual.”
ps. the actual writeup for this is coming soon, but until then, here’s this.
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“I homed in on the beacon of her smile. As we approached each other, the noise...”
– Leo Borlock, Stargirl (via yourfrustratedvirgin)
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should I stay up all night and fall asleep early tomorrow
or go to sleep now and get up early in the morning?
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I added an About Me page.
SO NEW AND EXCITING
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UPDATE: Partying on New Year's Eve?
saltmarshhag:
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ineffableshe:
Don’t drink and drive—and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm–6am on New Years Eve/Day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
I just want to point out that this is only being offered in...
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woodyallenofmusic:
can we address the fact that fab and nick are clearly really close and that nick’s entire immediate family seems to refer to fab as “uncle fabbie” and how I’m going to set myself on fire because I cannot deal with this
lol what’s wrong with me
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businessdrunk replied to your post: Welch’s fruit snacks mixed fruit bag doesn’t have…
maybe it was a freak accident irregular bag. The peach machine is down!!! and then they didn’t notice until some bags had already gotten filled. there is a story there, I can just sense it…
I LIKE THE ANGLE but there aren’t even any peaches printed on the bag.
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Welch’s fruit snacks mixed fruit bag doesn’t have peach fruit snacks
didn’t it used to
has it always been like this
what a terrible decision
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#do you guys have the one person who follows you and who you follow #but you’re not sure why they follow you because they’re such a quality blog and you’re NOT #and you never talk or anything #but sometimes they’ll like one of your posts and you’re like I HAVE PLEASED HER/HIM
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