ugh college bullshit. one time I was walking home and this ~bro said “Give me your number or I’ll throw this snowball at you.” I turned around and was like ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME DUDE?
Wanna hear some scary college shit? Our CA (like an RA but it means Community Assistant) sent us an email today about changing our house to a closed house because someone tried to get into her room over the weekend and she didn’t want people who didn’t live in this building coming in at night or using our door to come in from the street. Every person I talked to about it was like ~oh she’s probably overreacting, it was probably just some drunk guy~ and ~how did she know that they didn’t live here? obviously there is more to the story than she is telling us. she is hiding something~
My roommate just saw her in the bathroom and asked what happened. Our CA told her that SEVEN GUYS IN HOODS from the basketball team came into her room in the middle of the night this weekend and she ran out of her room and chased them down the hall. Apparently they tried to open other people’s doors too. NOW who’s in favor of a closed house, motherfuckers?
